Watch your six.
There's a terror tunnel under my toilet and little Hamas fighters are shooting poisoned arrows into my b-hole giving me the diarrhea.
I don't even use my toilet anymore because Hamas could come out of the pipes like a snake. I just go in a litter box. It's safer.
I use the little rake to make sure there aren't any hamases hiding in it. I also only buy kitty litter that's made in America.
there are a lot of moles around here and I think I saw one clearing a tunnel exit wearing a green headband this morning
your information is out of date. we have received some new intel and must raise the threat level to TANGERINE
What if we don't have six to watch? I'm not sure I could even watch six of them at a time.
the woman living in the mirror behind the mirror in front of the door to my bedroom was wearing a green headband as she crawled out of my vents in my floor to steal my flats and discombobulate my cats."’Tis the Hamas,” I muttered, “tapping at my shoecase door—Only this and nothing more.”
I wonder if somehow we'll get a few good Halo games out of this.
We've dispatched twelve officers in SWAT gear to tactically investigate the situation. Thank you for making our country safer!
I keep pulling my pants forward so I can look down my underwear to make sure Hamas isn't there.
Still not there. But I kind of wish they were.
I hate the modern net. I googled, bing'ed and I searched youtube for
"Watch your six." compilationbut I didn't find a thing that I wanted. Is there really no compilation vid of the phrase?"Watch your six." compilation
Here's a compilation of six great gifts to watch out for this Holiday Season!
Pretty much.
I wanted to watch something after that annoying googling so I clicked on this - END TIME LIONS "watch your six" - YouTube. It seemed to be a metal band performing live. I thought it might be so bad it's good.
Except it's not actually live. It's footage of them playing their metal rap at a prison but the audio is a studio performance. And it's not terrible. It's totally generic thunka-thunka-thunka-thunka DAH-dit-dit-DAH-DAH-DAH played at a serviceable level. I assume they aren't the greatest live.
Make sure to check before you don your boots in the morning that no Hamas is lurking there to sting your foot
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