Like I read that his consulting agency put out the news of his death, but without a cause? So i feel like it definitely isn't "passed away peacefully in his sleep" because why not just fucking lead with that, right? So did he trip in the shower and hit his head and shit himself to death?

Kissinger, obviously

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    Kissinger went to hospital because of suspected Hepatic Encephalopathy.

    Unfortunately he had become incredibly hard of hearing in his old age. When a nurse said they were gonna "measure his ammonia", he misheard it as "send him to Cambodia" and promptly leapt out the window in an attempt to escape justice. He was on the fifth floor up.