https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1730269414858354740

    • AernaLingus [any]
      hexbear
      68
      7 months ago

      You do when you're putting them in garbage bags weighed down with rocks and tossing them into the ocean in the dead of night

        • FourteenEyes [he/him]
          hexagon
          hexbear
          33
          7 months ago

          What do you mean Bay Harbor Islands nobody mentioned a spot several miles off the coast from Bay Harbor Islands

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      46
      7 months ago

      You especially don't if you're following Jewish customs regarding dead bodies, specifically ones that consider any tampering with it to be defilement, to the point that under the strictest interpretation of Jewish law even autopsies are forbidden.

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
        hexbear
        24
        7 months ago

        This only really could be argued for cars that people died in, in such a manner that they cannot appreciably be separated from the vehicle. There's no halacha on the disposal of regular old destroyed cars which is the case for the overwhelming majority of these.

    • Wheaties [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      38
      7 months ago

      Thirty minutes with an axe will save you a few hours with a shovel -- Miss Pauling, TF2

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
        hexagon
        hexbear
        25
        7 months ago

        If it's taking her 30 minutes she needs to step up her game, maybe invest in some saws and chisels

        • Wheaties [comrade/them]
          hexbear
          21
          7 months ago

          Give me 30 minutes to make a shallower grave, and I'll spend 20 of them sharpening my axe.

      • blight [any]
        hexbear
        25
        7 months ago

        not pictured: 5 hours with a mop