FourteenEyes [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agoWiping off all of the fingerprints and destroying the hard drives, as a sign of respectimagemessage-square51 fedilinkarrow-up1284file-text
arrow-up1284imageWiping off all of the fingerprints and destroying the hard drives, as a sign of respectFourteenEyes [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agomessage-square51 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]hexbear47·edit-21 year agoThis is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer A: "Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal" B: "Why were they dying?" A: "Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife" B: "Are those your initials engraved into the handle?" A: "..." B: "Why'd you just throw the knife into the canal?" A: "To honor the dead" link
This is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer
A: "Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal"
B: "Why were they dying?"
A: "Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife"
B: "Are those your initials engraved into the handle?"
A: "..."
B: "Why'd you just throw the knife into the canal?"
A: "To honor the dead"