https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1730269414858354740

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
    hexbear
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    edit-2
    7 months ago

    This is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer

    A: "Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal"

    B: "Why were they dying?"

    A: "Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife"

    B: "Are those your initials engraved into the handle?"

    A: "..."

    B: "Why'd you just throw the knife into the canal?"

    A: "To honor the dead"