For my Christmas portrait this year I got three balaclavas. My partner, dog, and I will all be wearing them in front of the fireplace surrounded by weapons. After Christmas it will become my winter hiking hat. I have no idea if this will successfully get through customs or not.
Just say it's for one of those "scared straight" police demonstrations
I don't want to be raided by the feds over it, but I do kinda want to be stopped by a ranger while hiking just to see if I can successfully pass a charisma check. Might give a dry lecture on the importance of biodiversity while wearing it.
edit: Also the ranger will be stopping me while my dog and I are wearing matching ecoterrorist balaclavas.