As Russia’s invasion approaches the two-year mark, the world seems to have lost interest in Ukraine, and its president.

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Okay, here's the pivot point Zelensky has to get on

    Let the Russians get another 1/5 of Ukraine, then pretend that he got blowed up by a cluster bomb

    And then he comes back as The Bombed Man, all wrapped up in bandages, gruff voiced and gnarly

    The money will start flowing again