hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 11 months ago"I literally saw you steal those children's books from the library" vs "those books have been mine for thousands of years actually"imagemessage-square69 fedilinkarrow-up1221
arrow-up1221image"I literally saw you steal those children's books from the library" vs "those books have been mine for thousands of years actually"hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 11 months agomessage-square69 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareCarbonScored [any]hexbear38·11 months agoAh yes, "checks out books indefinitely", or as it's actually called, "theft". The police are getting called for conspiracy to commit theft when? link
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]hexbear17·11 months agoWell actually, they were called into a conspiracy to steal from NYC public libraries just recently link
Ah yes, "checks out books indefinitely", or as it's actually called, "theft". The police are getting called for conspiracy to commit theft when?
Well actually, they were called into a conspiracy to steal from NYC public libraries just recently