New Daily Heil chud bait holiday slop just dropped!

Doctor Soy? TORRENT of complaints following "cucked", "beta" Doctor Who Christmas special

Doctor Who fans have been left furious after the reveal that under Russell T. Davies (the series' current showrunner) the newest actor to fill the boots of the famous role, Ncuti Gatwa, is an "almond milk loving numale"

One review from the Spectator said "With his retro style jukebox, mood lighting and unusually tightly cut leather jacket (presumably fake to fall in line with the shows pro-vegan messaging), Gatwa's Doctor would fit in perfectly with the hipster hordes of young know-it-all generation Hamas leftists"

Nobody:

The Daily Heil and SSpectator: "Jukeboxes are woke, if you use colourful lights you're literally Yasser Arafat"

Radlib breadtubers after finding out that their bisexual lighting means they have to properly support Palestinian liberation: NOOOOO

Outraged fans took to the website formerly known as Twitter to voice their dissaproval. One user said "No wonder the doctor got rid of all of the bookshelves he used to have, now he needs room in the TARDIS for his morning jog! I wonder if he uses his new jukebox to listen to 'disabled friendly' audiobooks while he's running around?".

Others complained that "this show used to mean everything to me, its heartbreaking to see its addition to Disney's tofu-verse", "The sonic screwdriver's redesign into a universal remote is pretty fitting for the shows new audience of bored Woke Warrior millenials who make a New Years resolution to go to the gym, stick with it for a week and then just sit on the couch watching their blue pilled childrens shows about magical owls and stuff",

The Owl House, Heartstopper, etc have literally formed a squatting network living rent free full time in this person's brain

"just found out that SOYtwa's SCOTTISH, how long until Russel T. GAYvies directs an episode about Scottish independence? I was okay with all the gayness and the transgenders but the kilt is just a step too far"

Type of guy who's "okay" with "the transgenders" but flips his shit when he sees a man wearing something that looks like a dress

and "it sucks and my wife left me, F*** Wokeness".

packwatch RIP BOZO LMAO

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    There’s also this thing white people do, where they just don’t like the fact that there is a black person in a role they think belongs to “them” (this could be in acting, politics, sports, etc), but they can’t just outright say that, so they will just criticize everything else about them.