This is the exact time I would invade. Whatever country you're in, expect it to happen at midnight when everyone is kissing each other. Expect overwhelming force from land/sea/air.

  • buh [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    But if they do it right at midnight the chinese soldiers will be kissing each other as they parachute in 😳

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      That's why I know it's going to happen. Chinese New Year is on 10 February. They have no reason to kiss each other tonight.