It is really like
Lolita??? Bro you wanna type lolita? I bet you wanna type lolita, let me help you with that.
Now I'm pressed, I can't think of any other words that start with lol, so my question is, this must be happening to everyone?
This is not a self-own, I have done NOTHING to encourage my phone to act this way
If you're on android and using gboard you can tap and hold the suggested word, and drag them into a trashcan that appears if you don't want them to come up ever