I should have realised something was up when I saw his coat is black after they specifically said Grey.
Look at this shit, he doesn't even sleep right:
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Bonus: Teaching the parent's Border Collie pup to sleep wrong
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Sighthounds not brighthounds.
Truly one of the goofiest dog types. Only two settings - Predatory fur missile and "is your dog dead?"
He actually got a new harness a few weeks ago because he destroyed the purple one in the photos bolting after a squirrel. He was on the lead and wrenched so hard one of the clips broke and jammed shut.
Also it was a paper bag, not a squirrel.
but, but— there could have been a squirrel IN the paper bag...
More and more people are saying this folks