oh cmon i wanna hear a plausible series of events that could lead to morgue worker being forced to dna test their child on suspicion it came from a cadaver!
She went on Maury and they did a DNA test with her current boyfriend but found out that the only possible match was the cadaver who had been the subject of a murder case which is why they had his DNA on file.
![[CW: Necro] Foucault's Boomerang was hella fast with the IDF cattle prod...](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c9502de6-13ce-4ede-b25b-47bf03386de7.webp){kind=link}
No one would because it's a fake story.
oh cmon i wanna hear a plausible series of events that could lead to morgue worker being forced to dna test their child on suspicion it came from a cadaver!
She went on Maury and they did a DNA test with her current boyfriend but found out that the only possible match was the cadaver who had been the subject of a murder case which is why they had his DNA on file.
Damnit Janet, he loved you.
Someone should do a conspiracy theory about Maury being an op to collect DNA