• NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    when i'm in a "knowing how to calm people down" contest and my opponent is the pentagon squidward-chill

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      If anything this seems like a contemptuously lazy use of reverse psychology. They have to know how the most conspiracy brained people on Earth will recieve an official "nothing to see here" from the Pentagon, right?