I'm really good at computer keyboard one-handed typing. Got it from holding my dick uh face uh red wine uhh beer uh I mean, beverage, in the other hand all the time.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I know how to make sausage from scratch by hand using an industrial-grade sausage maker.

    I've had people ask me how that's useless but it really never comes up.