In this episode of What the Fuck America, a retired army kernel goes head to head with a lifelong fed. Colonel Tucker declares before the court that...

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...NATO 5.56 and/or (?) 0.223 caliber ammo can decapitate or split the upper body from the lower in a single shot. To support this claim, he makes up a story about a marine and then describes the Iraqi children he saw torn in half.

Did this hero just self report? It also turns out that your average lifelong war criminal doesn't really even need to know how guns work lmao

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    Holy iguana shit in a tin can Batman, this dude's dumb as fuck! Like, how can you be an officer and go on record to just spew out urban legends from the barracks where they keep the grunts that actually do eat crayons (it was a bet bro, funniest shit I've ever seen bro!).

    Then to be like "yeah, I'd know... Mowed down a few grade school classrooms in my day, cut a few of the lil' bastards clean in half Itellyouwhut". Immediately send him to the wall, doesn't matter if it's bullshit, test out the tumbling effect on him.

    Also, wtf does he think terminal velocity means? 🤣