New York City, Feb. 23, 2024 – The following statement was released by Central Park Zoo: We are saddened to report that Flaco, the Eurasian eagle owl discovered missing from the Central Park Zoo after his exhibit was vandalized just over a year ago, is dead after an apparent collision with a
NO NOT FLACO
Fuck them for blaming the person who freed him and not the fucking terrible anti-life hellhole that is New York.
I will bet my entire asshole that once they test the body they will find rat poison or something that indicates a car hit him.
And even if those things didn't kill him, the lack of regulations on making buildings OUT OF FUCKING GLASS is probably to blame.
Fuck this unregulated hellhole. Justice for Flaco!
R.I.P. My feathered friend