tombruzzo [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agoYou're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavourmessage-squaremessage-square105 fedilinkarrow-up1134file-text
arrow-up1134message-squareYou're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavourtombruzzo [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agomessage-square105 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebooty [he/him]hexbear17·4 months agoi honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach. link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear12·4 months agotakes a sip immediately shits pants link
minus-squaresir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]hexbear8·4 months agoLike that South Park where the guy eats gluten link
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
takes a sip
immediately shits pants
Like that South Park where the guy eats gluten