Facts:

Boobies, big boobies, are trad and good.

Cavemen lived to be 150 years old.

Pink hair is fascism, but I also like fascism too, but not that kind, that's WOKE fascism.

Pronouns are murder.

Elon Musk is the most important man in the history of earth.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    Cavemen lived to be 150 years old.

    It really is that bell curve meme of

    • Cavemen died instantly. You were an old man if you got to age 23.

    • Cavemen actually never died. They were literally elves. This is because they lived on a diet of heavily processed meats and pill supplements.