Probably a drug dealer.
My lib ass sister (who I still love) is thinking of getting a Telsa but doesn't know if she can get a charger station installed at her place. I was like, sis, just run a cable out of the kitchen window like my man down the street!
Just picturing a guy with one of those hand crank USB phone chargers next to a Tesla furiously winding the crank
Crankin' it
Gooning to charge my Tesla
that that sentence parsed indicates we are in the end of days.
Coming full circle from those old timey cars that had a hand crank at the front to start the engine
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