I can't think of a worse way to prepare food. More than half that food is going to waste, so nasty and disgusting. I'm going to invent a time machine, find the mother of the person who came up wtih seafood boil, and teach her to teach her child not to play with his food.

Then I'm going to do something more productive with that food, like not mix it with animals from the sea.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthawieder/we-need-to-talk-about-how-fucking-gross-seafood-is