Sydney poses her way through the red carpet, a designated 30ft path that leads into the Beverly Hilton conservancy in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California. This female doesn't seem to be aware that she is nearly the last of her kind. Not depicted here in this photo are several armed caretakers, members of a political activist group dedicated to the preservation of Sydney's kind.
Zachary Chud has been performing this service for the better part of 10 months. He describes Sydney as cute, playful, and most of all, a return to the classical form of females. "Most females of her caliber don't make it into the spotlight like this" Chud tells me as the flash bulbs aluminate Sydney down the red carpet. "The woke mob is hellbent on erasing her kind from the world stage." he continues. He tells me the "woke mob" is a Communist Anarchist Lesbian and Gay organization that has been poaching others like Sydney for the better part of a decade.
With rifle-toting guards making poachers keep their distance, Chud and his team are not worried about this species meeting a bloody end. It's nature—Sydney's biological clock—that makes them nervous. They know her ovaries are likely just a few years away from drying up. Frank Thumbhead, the police commander overseeing the blond bombshells security detail, says guarding Sydney is challenging, but the last "active poaching incident" at the Beverly Hilton was three years ago. Since then, cameras and GPS trackers help his squad do their job.
"We go to extra lengths to ensure the lives of these big booba beauties are secured," Thumbhead said. "From following her everywhere she goes, to elevating and promoting her on social media platforms. It's a lot of work, but it's a labor of love. Love for them tig ol' bitties." he says with a smile. Only time will tell if Sydney can repopulate her species. Until then, Chud, Thumbhead and the rest of their team will stay vigilant.
Sydney poses her way through the red carpet, a designated 30ft path that leads into the Beverly Hilton conservancy in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California. This female doesn't seem to be aware that she is nearly the last of her kind. Not depicted here in this photo are several armed caretakers, members of a political activist group dedicated to the preservation of Sydney's kind.
Zachary Chud has been performing this service for the better part of 10 months. He describes Sydney as cute, playful, and most of all, a return to the classical form of females. "Most females of her caliber don't make it into the spotlight like this" Chud tells me as the flash bulbs aluminate Sydney down the red carpet. "The woke mob is hellbent on erasing her kind from the world stage." he continues. He tells me the "woke mob" is a Communist Anarchist Lesbian and Gay organization that has been poaching others like Sydney for the better part of a decade.
With rifle-toting guards making poachers keep their distance, Chud and his team are not worried about this species meeting a bloody end. It's nature—Sydney's biological clock—that makes them nervous. They know her ovaries are likely just a few years away from drying up. Frank Thumbhead, the police commander overseeing the blond bombshells security detail, says guarding Sydney is challenging, but the last "active poaching incident" at the Beverly Hilton was three years ago. Since then, cameras and GPS trackers help his squad do their job.
"We go to extra lengths to ensure the lives of these big booba beauties are secured," Thumbhead said. "From following her everywhere she goes, to elevating and promoting her on social media platforms. It's a lot of work, but it's a labor of love. Love for them tig ol' bitties." he says with a smile. Only time will tell if Sydney can repopulate her species. Until then, Chud, Thumbhead and the rest of their team will stay vigilant.
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