The problem with kids these days is that they don't have to knife fight on a giant sand worm. In my day that's just how you got to school. Our parents would give us a knife, push us out into the desert, and say "Don't come back until it's dinner time". Taught us backbone and moral character and how not to get eaten by a sand worm. Well, except for all of my friends that got eaten by a sand worm of course.
The problem with kids these days is that they don't have to knife fight on a giant sand worm. In my day that's just how you got to school. Our parents would give us a knife, push us out into the desert, and say "Don't come back until it's dinner time". Taught us backbone and moral character and how not to get eaten by a sand worm. Well, except for all of my friends that got eaten by a sand worm of course.
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