Jesus: is crucified
Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”
Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.
Can someone please explain this.
EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
Late at night on Saturday or Sunday morning (around midnight roughly)
So yeah, two sundowns have passed making it simultaneously "two days later" and "on the third day"
It's just a conflict between modern and archaic terminology
It's a fencepost problem, "days later" counts the fences, "on the nth day" counts the posts.
Neat, a new word!