Jesus: is crucified
Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”
Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.
Can someone please explain this.
EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
idk how anybody could defend the christian god, he literally goes into a bet with satan just to fuck up a dude's life to prove that he actually loves him, and wow, god wins, so that man's life is restored right? sure, but not all his fucking kids or his wife, they're just fuckin' dead, for a bet
he literally sent a bear to maul a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald man