Mir (@miriam.lol)
bsky.app
I can't stop rereading this. Two warring monkey gangs, hierarchy charts, arrests. What a time to be alive

they arrested a monkey gang leader and identified the leader of the other gang

this is the coolest gang war ever

EDIT: Holy shit, searched on youtube and found a video from two years ago of a street battle between three monkey gangs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvGk-7i2Pw

EDIT TWO: The monkeys have attempted dog genocide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw5O5oX67Gs

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    "You don't find the leaders of a monkey gang. You fix it so they find you."

    Strikes match on cheek, lights crack pipe.

    "50,000 baht and I'll end this war forever."