• idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    conservative humour be like "why can't we beat the shit out of children anymore, huh? my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine" 🤡

    conservatives incapable of understanding that not only were their parents shitty people for having 1v1 death matches v toddlers, they were also shitty for a bunch of other reasons, and no sane person would ever aspire to be like them.

    • Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml
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      3 months ago

      "why can’t we beat the ever shit out of children anymore, huh? my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine"

      Shhh, don't tell them that growing up and becoming an advocate for hitting children is not, in fact, "turning out fine".

      • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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        3 months ago

        You don't need to go that far: they're upset that people are wearing clothes. They are definitely not ok.