https://twitter.com/DocSchneid39867/status/1774222385409089622

  • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    This guy would freak out because he forgot he ordered from Amazon, grab his shotgun, fire a wild round through the wall that annihilates the family dog, then short stroke the pump and jam the shotgun entirely before he keels over from cardiac arrest