I chose Taco Bell as the example because dollar-per-dollar, their breakfast items are some of the cheapest foodstuffs you can get. That's hot and ready-made, right? So what I'll do is I'll order, like, ten breakfast burritos, right? And then I won't get fuckin' half of them. I'll just say I didn't get them. Or, even better, I'll order a big fat rack of burritos that'll last me, like, two, maybe even three days. And then I'll just say I got somebody else's order. "This is just a combo meal, not my order" This isn't mine. You know, their combo was worth twelve dollars, and the order I made was twenty-five. Which, you know, is a lot, but if you split it between the three days, it's not too bad.

Another one that's good to scam is Little Caesars, because you can get slices and sticks pizza for $8, so you get 2 pizzas for $16, and that'll feed me for 3 days. So in the tip, the fee, you're all in for $25, split that, well, here's the thing. One of them pizzas didn't arrive. I ordered two, why'd I only get one? My name's on the receipt, it says two, and I think they didn't give it to the driver. My biggest concern is just making sure that the driver doesn't get fucked over, because that would not be good. So usually if I know I'm gonna do this, I'll add an extra dollar or two to the tip just to try to pay it forward.