* It was actually $50, but the person who owns the PayPal account I had it sent to is really badly food insecure right now, so I told them to shave $10 off the top.

Whenever someone sends me money a version of one of those spin the wheel game shows kind of plays in my head, What do I buy?, the game show where we run through the ever-dynamic laundry list of shit I have to replace/buy (most present in my mind right now: gloves).

I was just thinking the other day about how back in 2022 during the baby formula shortage it seemed like Democrats didn’t fucking care and talked about fucking Ukraine instead.

Then I had kind of a hunch about something, looked it up, and bazinga! Turns out infant formula usage skews based on socioeconomic status/race.

We did it Reddit bazinga

Those videos where a kid asks their step-parent to adopt them.

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I’ve been one of those annoying awkward friends who won’t go away (and it’s destroyed relationships I really cherished) and it’s the source of a lot of shame and embarrassment and regret, so tbhbbq these jokes aren’t very funny to me.

I didn't even realize anyone currently living in Gaza would actually choose to collaborate with Israel.

The linked tweet says this was a criminal gang. While the lumpenproletariat (a class of which I am a proud member, mind you) can have class consciousness and can be revolutionary, oftentimes we will just do whatever and while we often are not pieces of shit, we each possess a moral compass that looks like someone threw it against a fucking wall, repeatedly. Like for example, in this fictional story I’m writing, the main character knows one or more drug dealers who are very progressive-minded, or even of marginalized identities (LGBT, women, neurodivergent), who get their shit from literal neo-Nazis or other dirtbags (whom they are, weirdly enough, on friendly terms with); one of the characters is simultaneously a feminist and accepting of LGBT people, a very kind person, and also a fucking Trump supporter.

Not trying to suggest these dudes weren’t pieces of shit, mind you.

What was the original?

2006 Scion xA.

Tech bro becomes homeless and lives in his Bazingawagen.

I have to sit here in the fucking cold for an hour watching my friend’s van while he goes and picks my car up lol.

Lol there’s a thread on r/chinalife where everyone’s like “Head lice? Why is that still a thing in the West?”

I don’t get the hexbears saying they like this one better.

Holy fucking balls I hate slow meandering people who block every possible way of passing them, or who walk at such a pace and distance that you have to slow to a crawl. I will actually cross a busy major street to avoid walking behind someone (either because of this problem, or because I feel really uncomfortable walking behind people a lot of times).

The app icon tipped me off to this before I ever opened the app.

What ultimately did us in was the nonce admins (spez et al.), their decision to ban /r/The_Donald, and the belief that they had to make a burnt offering of an infamous leftist sub as well, or else the site’s humors would become imbalanced, or something. At the time CTH had developed a reputation for such controversial takes as “kill slave owners,” jokes about assassinating elected officials (which were bowdlerized as “baseball” jokes, to no effect since they picked up on what “baseball” meant), saying “kill cops,” and (I think) brigading other subs?

We were warned a few days before Armageddon. And then the rest is history.

High Bailiff? What is this fucking Game of Thrones?

Funded, however my friend will be picking up the car tomorrow afternoon, not tonight.

Also I need $3 because I’m taking the light rail home and they have fare nazis sometimes.

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