Either having mono or being monogamous, I don't care at this point. Just save me from the fright and eventual, inevitable destruction of myself by being exposed to a bunch of people who, if forced to watch Zone Of Interest, would give it a 2/5 rating on Letterboxd for "humanizing the inner lives of Nazis" because they sympathized with Hedwig wanting to travel to fascist Italian spas.
I'm desperate, but I still have standards.
This also goes for lossy girls too, while I'm being discriminating.
Hot girl wearing entirely compression clothing
Me: you disgust me.