• Sons_of_Ferrix
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    7 months ago

    I remember there being a SUPER horny post on Twitter where someone fantasized about early Stalin kidnapping them during a bank robbery and then...

    Well, I don't want to have the VolCel police deploy the SWAT team...

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      7 months ago

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

      • Sons_of_Ferrix
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        7 months ago

        Ah! No I wasn't horny! I just mentioned someone else being horny!