SOMIPODS: Sleeping Capsules
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We are helping Landlords like you thrive in this new Gig Economy. Split up your spare room with high end Japanese-style hotel capsules in order to improve the quality of your tenants and increase monthly revenue.

I saw these and I thought they were so cute, like I genuinely wanted one for myself because it looked like something out of Subnautica. Then I go to the website and lo- it's made for fucking landlords.

They even have a calculator that calculates rent for the pods.

They'll never regulate this shit, you'll have an absolute frothingfash putting like 10 in a house and charging every head full rent.

He was right mao-aggro-shining

  • puff [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I don't trust this thing not to build up dangerous levels of carbon dioxide while you sleep. Do you really think they thought hard about breathability while making it 'soundproof'?

    • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      One of those claims is a lie. They say they have a fan in the unit, but if they do then it wouldn't be soundproof.

      Also the absolute mustiness and BO that would accumulate in one of those units. People won't sleep in a unit that smells like feet and BO.