After a long day of leading my city's straight pride parade and "All Lives Matter" protests, I sure do get hungry! Unfortunately however, it's hard to find a good place to eat because there are now too many soyboy restaurants that can't accommodate a diet like mine! I'm being oppressed, and of course the woke left is ignoring rights and activism for victims like me. This is truly the downfall of western society.
That's a genius idea! I just hope I can get away with it. A lot of these vegan restaurants don't permit animal products inside of them! What kind of totalitarian bullshit is that!?