• RNAi [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      So he had an unwashed crusty dick until meeting his wife? I hope he's circumsized

      • LaughingLion [any, any]
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        2 months ago

        there was a trend on tiktok over a year ago where one woman realized her husband didnt wash his ass crack (just let the water go down is back into it and that's it) and like all these other women chiming in after asking or noticing when they took showers with their husbands that they also didnt wash their asses

        for the record i wash my ass with dr bronners mint soap that fucking hole be whistlin'

        • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          I have seen the demons that come out of there. How do my brothers in christ not ritually cleanse that holy place?

          • LaughingLion [any, any]
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            2 months ago

            its like watching combat footage

            if it bears no witness then who will convey the horrors of man's folly?

            • GinAndJuche
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              2 months ago

              Sheogorath has heard your prayer and granted all toilets sapience.

        • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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          2 months ago

          I may fall into the white guy trap of not washing my legs, but how does one become an actual adult man and not know to wash the stankiest part of the body?