I have an iPhone 12 Mini which someone gave me probably a year ago now. The other day someone asked to borrow it, then started twacking out and ditched me.

The bike lock is because I’m squatting the back patio of this abandoned office building/house; the gate was locked with a combination bike lock, until someone—probably one of a few people I invited back there and told “Don’t worry about the motion detector light, nobody is here”—snipped it.

I want to replace the bike lock both as a personal FUCK OFF to my idiot “friends,” and as a gesture of goodwill to the people who recently bought the house, and so far have tolerated my gradual encroachment onto the property (first time they saw me just hanging out on the stairs, didn’t say anything, then they saw me sleeping just inside the gate, said I was OK), since I intend to share the combo with them.

The cat food is for this neighborhood cat I’ve been trying to befriend.

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I’ve confirmed he doesn’t have a family—neighbor confirmed he was abandoned by previous tenants 4-5 years ago—and that I’m not an idiot for thinking his name was Gregory. The neighbor just randomly gave him that name.

I also would really like to get DoorDash or something, because I’m having an unusually good day. I have food, but it’s like, leftover pizza and stuff for making peanut butter and honey sandwiches.

More importantly I have what I realize are chemical burns from someone trying to pepper spray me last week, and I’d like to treat them somehow. These fuckers hurt like hell.

Thanks.

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  • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    You mean the house? It was offices until at least January—then the last tenant, some sort of medical office, left.

    I am going to make the long-shot offer of being sort of like a caretaker for the property, while the new owners are in the early stages of doing whatever with it. Since I pass easily for a not-tweaker and I have character references (including the owner of the wine shop who shares the driveway) I can at least get permission to stay on the patio, maybe even set up a tent. It would be fucking cool though if they let me crash in the house, but that’s highly unlikely.