I have an iPhone 12 Mini which someone gave me probably a year ago now. The other day someone asked to borrow it, then started twacking out and ditched me.

The bike lock is because I’m squatting the back patio of this abandoned office building/house; the gate was locked with a combination bike lock, until someone—probably one of a few people I invited back there and told “Don’t worry about the motion detector light, nobody is here”—snipped it.

I want to replace the bike lock both as a personal FUCK OFF to my idiot “friends,” and as a gesture of goodwill to the people who recently bought the house, and so far have tolerated my gradual encroachment onto the property (first time they saw me just hanging out on the stairs, didn’t say anything, then they saw me sleeping just inside the gate, said I was OK), since I intend to share the combo with them.

The cat food is for this neighborhood cat I’ve been trying to befriend.

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I’ve confirmed he doesn’t have a family—neighbor confirmed he was abandoned by previous tenants 4-5 years ago—and that I’m not an idiot for thinking his name was Gregory. The neighbor just randomly gave him that name.

I also would really like to get DoorDash or something, because I’m having an unusually good day. I have food, but it’s like, leftover pizza and stuff for making peanut butter and honey sandwiches.

More importantly I have what I realize are chemical burns from someone trying to pepper spray me last week, and I’d like to treat them somehow. These fuckers hurt like hell.

Thanks.

Venmo/CashApp: @/$allthetimesivedied

PayPal: @lizo9

  • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    I mean I always need money—it would be cool if I could have a consistent income of just donations, at least until I get something going, but it feels weird just posting thread after thread without a good excuse.

    • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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      2 months ago

      Makes sense. For bigger asks like in this thread, if you don't get to where you wanted, I think it's cool to make a repost thread. In general your past MO should work pretty much as before, I suppose.

      It looks like it might be a good idea to give your own thread an early bump though, within the first hour or two, if no one else jumps in to do so for you. Otherwise it looks like your thread runs the risk of not showing up very high in the feed. It turns out this is incorrect; I was basing this on some weird behavior this morning that turns out to be due to a bug which should be fixed soon.