Yeah, I've still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    imagining a world where they kept the price $5 but kept making it shorter

    • Blep [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Theyve already passed $6 inch, and idk whod buy a $5 4 inch