Yeah, I've still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

  • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    It wasn't even a foot long too. Average sandwich sizes even in the day were closer to 11 inches.

    • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      I usually add an inch to my measurements, no one can usually tell and I haven't been sued for false advertising yet