He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.
He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.
I would want to make friends with him![aubrey-happy aubrey-happy](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b135cff4-1761-4e81-aea6-effdb17245b3.png)
And if he couldn't be reasoned with?