He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.
He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.
Why would I want to? Most muppets are friends, not foes.
What if you both survived a plane crash and you only had a cookie? You don't get to choose to not fight him in that scenario. You can fight him over the cookie or over the corpses.
I would simply take him off my hand.