He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    exhales weed smoke bro, fucking, fucking cookie monster could fuck you up, especially when he's sober and not on the cookie dough.