Not asking for any reason. Certainly not to prepare for your undoubtedly pathetic attack.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    There are foolproof methods that have been passed down the generations:

    Drop safe on you, the door of which then swings open as you stumble out with your head encircled by stars.

    Dress up a stick of dynamite so that you awooga over it and then light the fuse.

    Strap a giant firework to my back and attempt to catch you mid flight.

    Paint a tunnel on a cliff side.