• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
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    1 month ago

    that's where they stored all the really long cured meats.

    today, the construction and consumption of large, novelty size baloney sandwiches has moved to the mid-western US during the annual Ford Summer Sales event in Topeka, Kansas.

    Last year, native son Biffinauld "Big Biff" Sinkovic defeated previous record holder [5 stray dogs] by consuming 14.1' of baloney sandwich in 5 minutes before abruptly dying.

    he is survived by his son, Mayor "Little Biff".