I left my tablet on the ground floor, be a dear and retrieve it for me"Mama mia! I make-ah a big towerini! Itssa so big!"
"Paisan! I will make-ah and even bigger tower to show you up Luigi!"
"Oh yeah! Well I will make an even EVEN bigger toweroni!"
that's where they stored all the really long cured meats.
today, the construction and consumption of large, novelty size baloney sandwiches has moved to the mid-western US during the annual Ford Summer Sales event in Topeka, Kansas.
Last year, native son Biffinauld "Big Biff" Sinkovic defeated previous record holder [5 stray dogs] by consuming 14.1' of baloney sandwich in 5 minutes before abruptly dying.
he is survived by his son, Mayor "Little Biff".
The construction of the towers was quite onerous, the usage of serfs notwithstanding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towers_of_Bologna
I imagine if you don't have a/c that top room has to be the best place to relax on a hot day
except for my large collection of lewd tapestries lighted by candles which are slowly carbon-monoxide-poisoning me making my cellar the ultimate erotic self-asphixiation goon&wine cave
The temperature goes down the further away you get from the surface
I don't think that effect is significant for the height of an old tower. Bigger factor is wind.
Both are factors, speaking as someone who has been on a roof in a hot place before
See in the bottom left corner the two smallest towers? You know the guy in the second smallest one is going "hah! what a loser, look at that pathetic lil tower"
