• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    Born too late to enjoy the age of high seas piracy.

    Born too early to be a space pirate.

    Born right on time to laugh at a dipshit billionaire's Homer Car crash and burn.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Honestly, the separate soundproof bubble for the kids would've been a game changer