oh you're freaking out about your life already?? how about a side of Pregnancy Scare??
I was 99% sure I wasn't pregnant before I got piss all over my hand trying to check, but it's a really fun little scientific activity to pee in a cup and on myself and then use a little dropper to sprinkle some on a test, so I didn't mind
haha jk I absolutely hated it
jfc
duuuuuude, me too
Like, I just want to be in alignment with what my junk thinks I should be doing, because that's probably (maybe?) the healthy impulse, but it's so hard to predict/deal with/be in alignment with.