friendly fire

the overlap between idealized neo-slaver and White Jesus is very interesting to me, but nowhere near as much as the farmer's tan

I wish I could ask the AI why it does things. how many muscle men with farmer's tans went into this picture or was "and he's got a farmer's tan" part of the prompt

edit: this is the level of racist brainworms my sister has, and idk what to even say about that part except

like ButtBidet, I'm down for vanishing from the world to save it from the rest of our kind

Down With Cis

have always had a giant crush on him, and it just got bigger ❤️

is that supposed to be Jesus or just an Ancient Guy?

(looks very much like the paintings of White Jesus that are popular with a certain kind of person – my mother has one in her house, painted by her mother)

also, why does he have a farmer's tan?

I wondered if that was what they meant, but then what would its decrepitude have to do with its tendency to flood?

it's the "so decrepit it floods" part that's tripping me up, in what way is the decrepitude contributing to the flooding!? don't they know that autistic people will be reading this and dying of curiosity

just gonna have to content myself with the mental image of guys in nice suits wading around in calf-deep nastiness in a stinky, muddy building that keeps dripping filth on them

I am reminded that these people have homes with addresses

feel the same

new drinking game: we do a shot/take a drink every time they wheel out Genocide Joe before inauguration day

I challenge anyone to total them all up at the end of January and try desperately to catch a buzz

The major training site is so "decrepit" that it frequently floods after heavy rains, according to the NYT.

??? is this as confusing to anybody else as it is to me? like, is this a basement video game level kinda training field that got flooded or what? a terribly built building that leaks horrifically from the roof and walls and floods? what does this actually mean

Thesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is disgusting

Antithesis: cilantro does not taste like soap and is delicious

Synthesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is delicious

✨I AM THE SYNTHESIS✨

gimme your soapy salsa, yim yum

bump amber whataboutism volcel police

jaw harp techno

bump amber whataboutism volcel police

jaw harp techno

yeah that kinda started sinking in when I realized there was nobody here to talk to about perimenopause 😂

idk how helpful it'll be since this information is 20 years out of date, but I found mine at the library

realistically, his activity level will probably be much more like your partner's than mine. he's way too obsessed with his tractor groups and nobody here cares about tractors like that because why should they 😂

there are enough people here who like tinkering on things and like vintage machinery, though, that I think he will find some friends. ❤️ plus he's a musician and there are a few of those here, too! 😉 he will want to hear your music and chat about your historical influences and who you're listening to now.

eventually, you will show her a meme that is too piquant for the rest of the internet, and she will want to know more about the people who made it

badposting for hazing my spouse! bury him in beanis!