Folks, it's no good

The dating apps, folks, we all hate them. They're no good. No good!

This loneliness thing? It's a problem. More and more folks are saying it

Depression? Get rid of it, I say

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  • Stoneykins [any]
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    2 months ago

    Here's the trick that works for me

    Develop anger issues

    Learn to manage them as well as you can

    Harbor intense feelings of unresolved anger towards just... Generally everything going wrong.

    Bottle all that shit up inside. It's best for this stage to have as little autonomy and self determination as possible, so there is a lot of internal pressure built

    Whenever you feel anything, simply wash it away with a quick dose of released anger, like a power washer taking paint off the side of a house

    Keep doing that for years

    ???

    Eventually you're fine!

    I'm definitely fine and doing ok.

    • lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      1000% plus getting really really angry at inanimate objects helps. Nail hammer got you down? Curse it violently and abandon immediately. Just let the hatred seethe that seems to be te solution

      • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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        2 months ago

        No no no, see, the nail hammer didn't do anything wrong!

        I did.

        I'm the one that fucked up, so I focus all of my anger on myself. Works every time!