US imperialists are essentially the biggest conspiracy theorists on the planet. Whether it's been Iraqi WMD, Moscow's space weapons, Manchurian mind control making US soldiers defect and charge war crimes and biological warfare, or the Cuban assassination of JFK - the most charitable interpretation anyone should have of these people is that their hyperactive imaginations cannot be trusted and are leading us off a cliff... But it's like opium for libs, it's nuts.
US imperialists are essentially the biggest conspiracy theorists on the planet. Whether it's been Iraqi WMD, Moscow's space weapons, Manchurian mind control making US soldiers defect and charge war crimes and biological warfare, or the Cuban assassination of JFK - the most charitable interpretation anyone should have of these people is that their hyperactive imaginations cannot be trusted and are leading us off a cliff... But it's like opium for libs, it's nuts.
They are so unbelievably the majority that we will always be under their thumb
Russiagate! Putin's plans for world domination!