I became a teacher last year and the amount of incredible, complex, highly coordinated dancing they pretty much all do is incredible. I saw a 5 year old do a whacky fortnite squat dance into a back handspring. What?!
At least I could teach them the Macarena so I had something to offer because goddamn.
calling it now being totally unable to dance will be the defining characteristic of the alpha/millennial divide they will clown on us for. rightly so